Definitive Biography of PDQ Bach

I spotted a copy of the Definitive Biography of PDQ Bach by Peter Schickele as I was leaving the Systems area. "Whose is this?" I asked. With no answer I declared it mine and ran. Not really. I spent a few minutes regaling them with PDQ Bachianna: the drunk musician sprawled on the concert stage, the left-handed sewer flute, "last and least loved son", "Trance and Dental Etude", the "Unbegun Symphoney", etc. and then I ran. Finding PDQ's biography (oft cited as the long-awaited hoax) in Systems was astounding. To my knowledge only Ray reads books. His readings fall into two narrow categories: waaaaay right-wing/libertarian screeds (the last I knew his crush on Ann Coulter was unrequited and undiminished) and job-related computer security tomes. Most of the Systems guys don't read books, understandable since most of what they need to read is online. Recreational reading, if such a thing happens for Systems guys, seems confined to Cigar Aficionado, Money magazine, and Car and Driver.

Back to PDQ: Shickele's humor is sophomoric -- dead aimed at my level. It's Chicken Inspector No. 23 (SJ Perlman) humor: "One of the reviewer mentioned 'long lines at the box office,' but in all fairness it must be admitted that the lines consisted of people demanding refunds." There's the visual humor:After hearing about it for many, many years I finally got to see a picture of the legendary left-handed sewer flute, an instrument whose performance use declined with the advent of indoor plumbing.