I Flunk Celebrity Trivia - Again

There was an article about Lindsay Lohan getting a new half-sibling because her father's girl friend, Kate Major was pregnant.  Who is Kate Major?

You may know who Ms Major is, but I'm clueless. Celebrity magazines at the supermarket trace the amorous exploits of bold faced names I don't recognize.  It doesn't make a real difference, but I usually feel that there are two stories: the one which is written and the one about the implications of the story.

For example, the latest biggest Hollywood bust up between Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes has fascinating legal plotting behind it.  Ms Holmes ability to get sole custody of the child will have matrimonial lawyers doubler checking the custody arrangement clauses in their prenups.

Anyway, about Ms Major: a web search found this mug shot (http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/gallery/kate-major-mugshot/):

Kate Major's mugshot from early 2012. Not to be confused with her other recent efforts.

It made me wonder if fans argue about which mugshot made the object of their obsession look the most or least wasted.  "Oh yeah, the DWI mug shot in Santa Monica was so much better than the DUI in Maryland."

It reminded me of an article in the local college paper from a student who stated that the best way for her to control her drinking was to think of her mother's reaction to her mug shot.