The concept of a web site to sell stuff associated with you ex seems obvious. It's not clear that it is a viable business. The stories of longing, betrayal, and remorse are nothing special, but might serve as object lessons for teens.
I was curious to see if the aggrieved parties were disposing of music, but music was not even a category. Maybe the site's sample is too small, but I would expect that music plays as big a part in young people's lives as it did in mine.
I remember a women at a party looking through the host's record collection (it was many years ago) when she pulled one album from the shelf. She stared at it for a couple of seconds, shook her head, before replacing it. "I can't believe I slept with that guy." she said. No one asked.
Maybe the exes took their music with them. If the relationship was in the post physical media era there was nothing to leave behind except perhaps a docking station.
A random mental walk.
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Sunday, March 06, 2011
Adele and Steve
I found directions to Carol Nash's house while going through some 25-year old stuff. I have no idea who she was. I'm guessing she was one in a chain of associated friends in dogs: Oh, you're going to the Framingham show? Would you mind taking something to give to Barbara who'll give it to Peggy at the Gorham show next month? These would be scrapbooks, pedigree charts, etc.
Another something lost from memory.
On the other hand, an old ATT and bill had a phone number in Connecticut. Probably Adele. What the heck, I had just unearthed a cell phone with over a thousand hours. Why not dial and see who answers? When he recorded message said calls without caller ID were blocked I was pretty sure it was them.
And sure enough. Steve answered. We spent 28:35 catching up on 20 or so years of stuff. Verizon made him an offer he couldn't refuse about 10 years ago. Adele's story was less happy: she was forced out of her teaching position. She's got a nice pension, but she loved teaching. The adjustment's been rough.
Many years ago, when I first met met Adele she had a boyfriend who worked as a prison guard and seemed to spend most of his time on the second floor of her house talking on the CB. In the first few years I knew her Adele had an anxious way of sucking her breath in through her teeth. She said she was looking for a man who would keep her in chain link.
Several years later day when I dropped a guy I never saw before came out to greet me. "Hi, I'm Steve." Seemed nice enough. I didn't ask about the boyfriend. Adele appeared a few minutes later. (It would have been hard to sneak onto the property - they had, and still have a 3 dozen dog siren.) She was smiling and for the first time I knew her seemed relaxed.
I said to myself, I don't know who Steve is, but he seems good for Adele.
About a year later I drove up and saw a change in the kennel. As I related to a friend who met Adele when I met her, "Adele's found the man of her dreams." It only took my friend a beat: "Chain link!"
Life was simpler then.
Another something lost from memory.
On the other hand, an old ATT and bill had a phone number in Connecticut. Probably Adele. What the heck, I had just unearthed a cell phone with over a thousand hours. Why not dial and see who answers? When he recorded message said calls without caller ID were blocked I was pretty sure it was them.
And sure enough. Steve answered. We spent 28:35 catching up on 20 or so years of stuff. Verizon made him an offer he couldn't refuse about 10 years ago. Adele's story was less happy: she was forced out of her teaching position. She's got a nice pension, but she loved teaching. The adjustment's been rough.
Many years ago, when I first met met Adele she had a boyfriend who worked as a prison guard and seemed to spend most of his time on the second floor of her house talking on the CB. In the first few years I knew her Adele had an anxious way of sucking her breath in through her teeth. She said she was looking for a man who would keep her in chain link.
Several years later day when I dropped a guy I never saw before came out to greet me. "Hi, I'm Steve." Seemed nice enough. I didn't ask about the boyfriend. Adele appeared a few minutes later. (It would have been hard to sneak onto the property - they had, and still have a 3 dozen dog siren.) She was smiling and for the first time I knew her seemed relaxed.
I said to myself, I don't know who Steve is, but he seems good for Adele.
About a year later I drove up and saw a change in the kennel. As I related to a friend who met Adele when I met her, "Adele's found the man of her dreams." It only took my friend a beat: "Chain link!"
Life was simpler then.
Saturday, February 19, 2011
I've Got a Secret?
If you're looking for sensational revelations move along.
The other day someone told me about an incident which will put someone's career in jeopardy. Almost nobody else knows. Is it a secret? What is a secret? Is it a secret if it is just a matter of time before the whole world knows? In the past "the whole world knowing" would certainly be hyperbole. Now, anyone in the world of WikiLeaks, those interested enough to put a few choice terms in an Internet search engine can see your shame.
A campus security officer told the person who told me. That implied that several layers of security already knew. Legal probably got faxed a copy as soon as the complaint was signed. By the time I heard it I'm sure Legal had briefed the President's office and PR had statements at the ready.
I, along with the person who told me, are morbidly interested bystanders in departmental dramas. We have no input and won't be much affected by the outcome. We are the bemused Greek chorus wondering how such bright, talented people can do such dumb things.
Will it be a scandal screaming from the headlines? (Thinking in terms of headlines instead of making a buzz and going viral on the Internet marks my age.) Perhaps, instead of a scandal, there will be a settlement. Not a cover up, but an agreement between parties, a monetary settlement, and another campus legend passed along in departmental small talk.
From one perspective the decision is clear: get rid of the malefactor. (There's a pun for you.) From another angle, very good research notable publications and a sterling professional reputation with grants to match might compensate for a prickly personality. The cynical view is that given the need for funds there will be some hesitation, but the school's reputation considered in light of its dependence on tuition will dictate a parting of the ways. (The real cynical view is that there will be a new - and rare - job opening.)
The other day someone told me about an incident which will put someone's career in jeopardy. Almost nobody else knows. Is it a secret? What is a secret? Is it a secret if it is just a matter of time before the whole world knows? In the past "the whole world knowing" would certainly be hyperbole. Now, anyone in the world of WikiLeaks, those interested enough to put a few choice terms in an Internet search engine can see your shame.
A campus security officer told the person who told me. That implied that several layers of security already knew. Legal probably got faxed a copy as soon as the complaint was signed. By the time I heard it I'm sure Legal had briefed the President's office and PR had statements at the ready.
I, along with the person who told me, are morbidly interested bystanders in departmental dramas. We have no input and won't be much affected by the outcome. We are the bemused Greek chorus wondering how such bright, talented people can do such dumb things.
Will it be a scandal screaming from the headlines? (Thinking in terms of headlines instead of making a buzz and going viral on the Internet marks my age.) Perhaps, instead of a scandal, there will be a settlement. Not a cover up, but an agreement between parties, a monetary settlement, and another campus legend passed along in departmental small talk.
From one perspective the decision is clear: get rid of the malefactor. (There's a pun for you.) From another angle, very good research notable publications and a sterling professional reputation with grants to match might compensate for a prickly personality. The cynical view is that given the need for funds there will be some hesitation, but the school's reputation considered in light of its dependence on tuition will dictate a parting of the ways. (The real cynical view is that there will be a new - and rare - job opening.)
Saturday, February 12, 2011
A Quotes & a Stock Market Graph
That urgent push—"panic" is such an ugly word—to involve every single employee in acquiring and retaining customer also shows signs of driving down.
Kim S Nash, CIO, December 15, 2010, p34.
I thought this was an interesting graph.
The market's previous close was somewhat below 12,100. The market is up 40 points. Simple math says that something less than 12,100 + 40 should be something less than12,150, but look at the graph from finance.yahoo.com on February 8, 2011 about a little after 1 PM.
Ummm and then in the process of putting up this post I realized that I was looking at the previous day's graph. Yahoo! hadn't updated the image. Is it odd that I expected the graph to be update without refreshing the screen myself? It definitely was not odd that I would be so oblivious. As I write (and finish my lunch in case anyone wonders if I'm slacking off at work), this is the current graph:
Kim S Nash, CIO, December 15, 2010, p34.
I thought this was an interesting graph.
The market's previous close was somewhat below 12,100. The market is up 40 points. Simple math says that something less than 12,100 + 40 should be something less than12,150, but look at the graph from finance.yahoo.com on February 8, 2011 about a little after 1 PM.
Ummm and then in the process of putting up this post I realized that I was looking at the previous day's graph. Yahoo! hadn't updated the image. Is it odd that I expected the graph to be update without refreshing the screen myself? It definitely was not odd that I would be so oblivious. As I write (and finish my lunch in case anyone wonders if I'm slacking off at work), this is the current graph:
I'm guessing that the Dow text is updated continuously, but the graph isn't. The 40 points shown in the first image represented the gain from the previous close near 12,160.
No mystery solved.
Sunday, February 06, 2011
John Sebastian's Folk Music
The local public broadcasting station played John Sebastian's folk music retrospective. I was surprised to see that the music continued to appeal to me and struct by the performer's enthusiasm. Any false notes eluded me. Were they really that enthusiastic about their music? Does the performer's earnestness strike those who weren't there as hoky? The show reminded me that the dismissal of the 50's as bland, ignored the passion for justice that exploded in the 60's.
Folk music became "protest music" with singers using a classic form for what was perceived as a new purpose, but some of the songs which defined the era, , were a political campaign song (the Kingston Trio's "Charlie on the MTA"), a call for justice ("If I had a hammer"), and woody Gutherie's populist "This land is your land".
At the end of the show, many of the performers seen in their earlier incarnations were shown performing at a folk revival in Pittsburgh. It was reassuring to see the force of the Chad Mitchell Trio's singing belied their age. Barry McGuire's "Eve of Destruction" with only slightly modified lyrics still carried it's old punch. Jesse Colin Young's "Get Together" sounded as sweet as the first time I heard it and Roger McGuinn, back from Rio, still looks cool singing Bob Dylan's "My Back Pages", an anthem to angry youth, and Pete Seeger's "Turn, Turn, Turn".
It made me wonder if someone could write or, unbeknown to me, has written a contemporary song railing at Congress, the reactionary right, and others on my detestable s list wing echo chamber.
Folk music became "protest music" with singers using a classic form for what was perceived as a new purpose, but some of the songs which defined the era, , were a political campaign song (the Kingston Trio's "Charlie on the MTA"), a call for justice ("If I had a hammer"), and woody Gutherie's populist "This land is your land".
At the end of the show, many of the performers seen in their earlier incarnations were shown performing at a folk revival in Pittsburgh. It was reassuring to see the force of the Chad Mitchell Trio's singing belied their age. Barry McGuire's "Eve of Destruction" with only slightly modified lyrics still carried it's old punch. Jesse Colin Young's "Get Together" sounded as sweet as the first time I heard it and Roger McGuinn, back from Rio, still looks cool singing Bob Dylan's "My Back Pages", an anthem to angry youth, and Pete Seeger's "Turn, Turn, Turn".
It made me wonder if someone could write or, unbeknown to me, has written a contemporary song railing at Congress, the reactionary right, and others on my detestable s list wing echo chamber.
Wednesday, January 26, 2011
Death Wait on Hospira
The headline (on a January 21 AP story carried by Yahoo! Finance) read "US drug maker discontinues key death penalty drug". The story in brief was that Hospira Inc. decided to switch manufacture of sodium thiopental from North Carolina to Liscate, Italy, near Milan. Because Hospira could not guarantee Italian authorities that the anesthetic wouldn't be used in executions, the company halted production rather than risk being liable to Italian law.
Already in short supply and with batches of sodium thiopental set to expire in March, 2011 executions across the U.S. now have an additional problem besides pesky picketers.
Imagine executions being halted not by the will of the people, moral or legal qualms but a logistical problem.
I've wondered why people aren't executed by firing squad. Is it that today's criminals do not rise to the level of Joe Hill and Gary Gilmore? I would expect that some law and order/NRA/über-patriot types would be willing to organize flying execution squads, able, willing, and ready to be there to get the job done.
(A brief web check found that Utah, which executed Gilmore by firing squad, has gone the lethal injection route. And with one thing leading to another I learned that the gun Gilmore used to kill a shop clerk was for sale. That in itself was interesting because the gun, which was evidence, had been stolen from a gun store and later returned to the owner. The current owner turned down a $500,000 bid for the gun and had it up for auction at $1,000,000.
It brings to mind a story I saw (can't now remember if it was on TV or a film) where a fugitive in a story about the Old West raised money by turning himself in to collect the reward money. Will Son of Sam laws prohibiting individuals from benefiting from their crimes now prohibit this? What about people letting their relations turn them in to pay medical bills? Commit an outrageous crime, call your main squeeze to reveal where you're hanging out, and indicate that it would be OK to reveal your location to the police, and wait patiently for the law to show up.)
Already in short supply and with batches of sodium thiopental set to expire in March, 2011 executions across the U.S. now have an additional problem besides pesky picketers.
Imagine executions being halted not by the will of the people, moral or legal qualms but a logistical problem.
I've wondered why people aren't executed by firing squad. Is it that today's criminals do not rise to the level of Joe Hill and Gary Gilmore? I would expect that some law and order/NRA/über-patriot types would be willing to organize flying execution squads, able, willing, and ready to be there to get the job done.
(A brief web check found that Utah, which executed Gilmore by firing squad, has gone the lethal injection route. And with one thing leading to another I learned that the gun Gilmore used to kill a shop clerk was for sale. That in itself was interesting because the gun, which was evidence, had been stolen from a gun store and later returned to the owner. The current owner turned down a $500,000 bid for the gun and had it up for auction at $1,000,000.
It brings to mind a story I saw (can't now remember if it was on TV or a film) where a fugitive in a story about the Old West raised money by turning himself in to collect the reward money. Will Son of Sam laws prohibiting individuals from benefiting from their crimes now prohibit this? What about people letting their relations turn them in to pay medical bills? Commit an outrageous crime, call your main squeeze to reveal where you're hanging out, and indicate that it would be OK to reveal your location to the police, and wait patiently for the law to show up.)
Saturday, January 22, 2011
Saturday Morning Flotsam
Listening to Car Talk on NPR this morning I picked up these:
Q: What is the difference between an airplane pilot and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of 4.
Syncro de Mayo - a coven for fans of Volkswagon vanagon. They've got a site (http://www.syncro.org/SdM_2011.html) Yahoo group (http://autos.groups.yahoo.com/group/syncro-de-mayo/) and, of course, Facebook page (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Syncro-de-Mayo/60934111908).
And while I'm at it, I was appalled and reassured to recognize that they repeated the Car Talk quiz about ancient Roman roads. When I checked the website for "Today's Puzzler" all I found was a discussion of the previous puzzle, finding the quarter fill mark on a cylindrical gas tank without calculus.
Q: What is the difference between an airplane pilot and a pizza?
A: A pizza can feed a family of 4.
Syncro de Mayo - a coven for fans of Volkswagon vanagon. They've got a site (http://www.syncro.org/SdM_2011.html) Yahoo group (http://autos.groups.yahoo.com/group/syncro-de-mayo/) and, of course, Facebook page (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Syncro-de-Mayo/60934111908).
And while I'm at it, I was appalled and reassured to recognize that they repeated the Car Talk quiz about ancient Roman roads. When I checked the website for "Today's Puzzler" all I found was a discussion of the previous puzzle, finding the quarter fill mark on a cylindrical gas tank without calculus.
Thursday, January 20, 2011
The Apple Experience or You're Screwed
The big buzz in Apple Technologyland is the new pentalobe screw. Apple has patented the screw which means that it should be illegal to import a screw driver which can turn the screw. Hackers should be up to the challenge and I'm curious as to whether a classic jail house trick would be able to turn the screw.
The part of the story which may generate a law suit is statemetn that the original screws will be replaced with pentalobe screws if an Apple device is brought in for repair at an Apple store.
I found the story on The Consumerist and Computerworld.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
McDonald's Texas Burger
I first saw this in the January 12, 2011 Marketplace section of the "Daily Diary of the American Dream" (Wall Street Journal) and again on WSJ's Japan Realtime. ("Japan Real Time is a newsy, concise guide to what works, what doesn’t and why in the one-time poster child for Asian development, as it struggles to keep pace with faster-growing neighbors while competing with Europe for Michelin-rated restaurants.")
McDonald's will be introducing limited time burgers in Japan where, according to the article, the Japanese line up for anything with limited availability. (Could I go to the land of the rising sun and say, "Hey girls, come and get it - I'm here for only a limited time."? Sure I could, but it wouldn't get the desired results.)
McDonald's will be introducing limited time burgers in Japan where, according to the article, the Japanese line up for anything with limited availability. (Could I go to the land of the rising sun and say, "Hey girls, come and get it - I'm here for only a limited time."? Sure I could, but it wouldn't get the desired results.)
Carnage and Culture, Landmark Battles in the Rise of Western Power
Some years ago a coworkers described a TV show which tried to unravel a mystery of how Zulu warriors overwhelmed a British garrison. All that stuck with me from his account was that there were sealed boxes of ammunition still left.
This came to mind as I read “Carnage and Culture, Landmark Battles in the Rise of Western Power”, a family-friendly compendium of carnage by Victor Davis Hanson. Among the battles he discusses is Isandhlwana where 250 horsemen and 300 native foot soldiers were annihilated by the Zulu’s. This was probably the same battle.
Hanson’s analysis is that the officer in charge underestimated the opposition to the extent that he violated standard military practice. In short, the British forces were spread to far apart which, when they ran out of ammunition allowed them to be swarmed over by the Zulu. The British ran out of ammunition for several reasons:
1) Bureaucratic stupidity – a quartermaster refused to dispense ammunition to one set of troops because the ammunition belonged to another troop.
2) By not following standard practice, the troops were spread out - too far away from ammunition stores and separated enough to be enveloped by the Zulu.
To quote: “ It was as if their officers—like the Roman generals at Cannae – had done everything to ignore their intrinsic advantage of Western discipline and superior offensive power. “ There’s more of course, but Hanson points out that the next day, the same Zulu warriors were unable to best a hundred British soldiers at Rorke’s Drift where the troops followed standard military procedure.
What make’s it so striking (besides the blood and gore) is that the Boer’s had long before worked out the gold standard protocol for defense against Zulu attack: a tightly defended area (encircled wagons, walls, stockades), readily available ammunition, and steady disciplined rifle fire.
The author maintains that the Zulu never developed anything other than their single envelopment strategy despite horrific losses against Europeans. There was also the cultural difference, the author’s main thesis. The Zulu’s fasted before battle, did not carry supplies, and did not seem to have much in the way of strategy other than to get as close as possible to their enemy by stealth and then swarm over and envelope them. By the time the Zulu army got to Rorke’s Drift they had not eaten for 2 days. They had never developed the idea of a siege.
I’ll spare you a book review, (see below) but to say that in the section on Cortes and the Aztecs, repeated the theme: the Aztec’s idea of war seems to have been to capture sacrificial victims. If they managed to knock down a Spaniard or one of the native forces allied against them, the captive was bound and dragged to the rear for later sacrifice rather than dispatched on the spot. The idea of killing your enemy on the battlefield was quite literally a foreign notion. The Aztec's horrific losses didn't seem to change their strategies. It didn't hurt the Spanish conquest that their weaponry was centuries ahead of that of the Aztecs.
There are plenty of reviews of the book including one by Newt Gingrich, he of the "Contract On America" fame, on Amazon.
It only struck me later that the book is about battles, not wars and it is a history. I have yet to read the section about the Tet Offensive in Vietnam. While the Viet Cong may have been defeated as a strategic move the Tet Offensive accomplished two things: it shocked the American public ("I thought we were winning") and it removed the Viet Cong as a potential home-grown adversary to the inevitable victory. This last is reminiscent of the Soviet Army halting their advance through Poland in July of 1945 to give the German army time to decimate the Polish partisans, effectively removing a source of opposition to their seizure of post-war power.
Battles are not wars. Guerrilla warfare is a different situation. I noted that there was no mention of Napoleon's Iberian campaign, arguably the first modern example of guerrilla warfare. Mathematical models in the 1960's predicted that guerrillas were more likely to lose because even though the probability of success in each engagement was large, the large number of actions reduced the probability of overall success was low. I've always been cautious about accepting mathematical models as predictors of human behavior. We're just too squirrelly.
Current events (Afghanistan, Somalia, your suggestion here) with an opposition where death/martyrdom is interpreted as success suggest that if nation states have progressed beyond confrontation warfare (Hello, Iran?) in favor of letting proxies do their fighting (Hezbollah for Iran and Syria), battles will be few and far between. What armies will be facing a continuing series of attacks. With more advanced technology (remote controlled bombs) I would expect the balance of a war of attrition to shift in the favor of insurgents.
There are plenty of reviews of the book including one by Newt Gingrich, he of the "Contract On America" fame, on Amazon.
It only struck me later that the book is about battles, not wars and it is a history. I have yet to read the section about the Tet Offensive in Vietnam. While the Viet Cong may have been defeated as a strategic move the Tet Offensive accomplished two things: it shocked the American public ("I thought we were winning") and it removed the Viet Cong as a potential home-grown adversary to the inevitable victory. This last is reminiscent of the Soviet Army halting their advance through Poland in July of 1945 to give the German army time to decimate the Polish partisans, effectively removing a source of opposition to their seizure of post-war power.
Battles are not wars. Guerrilla warfare is a different situation. I noted that there was no mention of Napoleon's Iberian campaign, arguably the first modern example of guerrilla warfare. Mathematical models in the 1960's predicted that guerrillas were more likely to lose because even though the probability of success in each engagement was large, the large number of actions reduced the probability of overall success was low. I've always been cautious about accepting mathematical models as predictors of human behavior. We're just too squirrelly.
Current events (Afghanistan, Somalia, your suggestion here) with an opposition where death/martyrdom is interpreted as success suggest that if nation states have progressed beyond confrontation warfare (Hello, Iran?) in favor of letting proxies do their fighting (Hezbollah for Iran and Syria), battles will be few and far between. What armies will be facing a continuing series of attacks. With more advanced technology (remote controlled bombs) I would expect the balance of a war of attrition to shift in the favor of insurgents.
Thursday, January 06, 2011
An Interesting Watch
For reasons known only to those beaming thoughts into my brain I've been interested in watches. (Note to self: double the thickness of my aluminum foil cap.)
This hasn't transformed into a watch collection. (Full disclosure: a number of years ago I was about to bid on a vintage Breitling on eBay, but I couldn't find anyone who might wear it. My father was happy with his Armitron. Clients have given my brother expensive watches, but he doesn't usually wear, fearing that he'd lose them. "The Rolex is nice," he said, "but it's too heavy." He usually wears a plastic watch because he finds it's less trouble than checking his cell phone.)
Nevertheless, when I see an interesting watch I take note. And here it is, a watch from Ziiiro. The leading edge of the outer ring indicates the minutes. The inner ring shows the hours.
This hasn't transformed into a watch collection. (Full disclosure: a number of years ago I was about to bid on a vintage Breitling on eBay, but I couldn't find anyone who might wear it. My father was happy with his Armitron. Clients have given my brother expensive watches, but he doesn't usually wear, fearing that he'd lose them. "The Rolex is nice," he said, "but it's too heavy." He usually wears a plastic watch because he finds it's less trouble than checking his cell phone.)
Nevertheless, when I see an interesting watch I take note. And here it is, a watch from Ziiiro. The leading edge of the outer ring indicates the minutes. The inner ring shows the hours.
They're girls!
Just recently I got an old 27" Sony TV for free on Craig's List to replace the much smaller TV fried by our local power company. I hoped that having the TV might interest my mother, giving her something to do other than nodding off over the papers.
I didn't realize how big and heavy it was, but with help from my brother we got it into the house. Getting the TV hooked up to cable required getting a new cable box because that too was fried in the power surges.
With the TV finally connected to cable a friend turned it on to see if something would interest my 92-year old mother. Flipping through the channels they found a broadcast of a local high school basketball game. My mother's eyesight has been getting worse, but after a short while she exclaimed, "They're girls!" Title IX made manifest.
My friend reported that my mother watched the whole rest of the game, switching away only during half-time and occasional breaks.
I didn't realize how big and heavy it was, but with help from my brother we got it into the house. Getting the TV hooked up to cable required getting a new cable box because that too was fried in the power surges.
With the TV finally connected to cable a friend turned it on to see if something would interest my 92-year old mother. Flipping through the channels they found a broadcast of a local high school basketball game. My mother's eyesight has been getting worse, but after a short while she exclaimed, "They're girls!" Title IX made manifest.
My friend reported that my mother watched the whole rest of the game, switching away only during half-time and occasional breaks.
Wednesday, January 05, 2011
Counting Problems in the Pool
Yesterday was my first day back in the school's pool after the Holiday break. I usually swim a pair of laps in one style, then a pair of laps in another, etc. About half way through my usual routine I realized that I had not completed a pair of laps, but - brain cramp - started on the next style.
It reminded me of a joke from either Mad magazine or the National Lampoon which attributed the longevity of certain isolated villagers to their inability to count correctly.
Search around for a graphic for counting on my fingers I came across this:
It reminded me of a joke from either Mad magazine or the National Lampoon which attributed the longevity of certain isolated villagers to their inability to count correctly.
Search around for a graphic for counting on my fingers I came across this:
Sunday, December 26, 2010
Gas With Class
A number of years ago I remember reading about a group of guys at a party in Silicon Valley trying to guess the make of an exotic sports car. None of them got it. The car was either a Ferrari or Lamborghini.
This perplexed me because, living near some very wealthy neighborhoods, I get to see some expensive cars through the windshield of my 22 year old Honda Civic. I would have expected that the guys in Silicon Valley would have seen more than their share of expensive cars. Perhaps they do, but they don't remember or try to match the image with a label.
All this as a preface to say, hey, guess what pulled up next to me as I was getting gas (click the picture for a larger image):
I don't know if there are boasting rights associated with gettng gas the same place as a guy with a Lamborghini, but if there are I'd like them. (The guy didn't take offense at being photographed. I appreciate that. A lot of people are bothered by photographed in public.)
This perplexed me because, living near some very wealthy neighborhoods, I get to see some expensive cars through the windshield of my 22 year old Honda Civic. I would have expected that the guys in Silicon Valley would have seen more than their share of expensive cars. Perhaps they do, but they don't remember or try to match the image with a label.
All this as a preface to say, hey, guess what pulled up next to me as I was getting gas (click the picture for a larger image):
I Get Dumped On
Or more accurately, a tree service offered 6 yards of wood chips fr free on Craig's List. It turned out to be more chopped up pine boughs than chips.
I was concerned that Scott, guy with the truck, would arrive at the house, not see me, decide it was a hoax, and take off. I was truly surprised to see that he'd backed his dump truck into the back yard and was dropping his load. It wasn't as easy as it sounds: it had rained the night before and frozen so that the chips and pieces of branches at the bottom were frozen so they had to be scraped from the truck bed. Also, being that he had an older truck the bed didn't angle as steeply as newer trucks so Scott had to leap with a rake to pull the stuff closest to the cab.
I had a good time standing on the mounds as the pine scent rose about me. It's been a long time since I've been in pines. I asked them to keep me in mind the next time they had a load of chips.
I was concerned that Scott, guy with the truck, would arrive at the house, not see me, decide it was a hoax, and take off. I was truly surprised to see that he'd backed his dump truck into the back yard and was dropping his load. It wasn't as easy as it sounds: it had rained the night before and frozen so that the chips and pieces of branches at the bottom were frozen so they had to be scraped from the truck bed. Also, being that he had an older truck the bed didn't angle as steeply as newer trucks so Scott had to leap with a rake to pull the stuff closest to the cab.
I had a good time standing on the mounds as the pine scent rose about me. It's been a long time since I've been in pines. I asked them to keep me in mind the next time they had a load of chips.
Thursday, December 02, 2010
Reading History in Barrons
I'm a little behind in my reading: I just finished reading "Numbers Game" by Johnathan R. Laing from the September 13, 2004 edition of Barrons. In the article he dissects the numbers at SPX, pointing out the artful accounting behind SPX's financial statements.
My general sense from the article was that the company boosted their numbers by overvaluing the "goodwill" of acquired companies, moved poorly performing businesses into "non-continuing operations", and other fancy financial footwork. While the numbers were on the balance sheets, the ramifications would elude myself and most people in the stock market.
I'm hesitant to use the term "investors" as I think most people in the market have only a general idea of how businesses work. Money rolls in and get spent. We know that, but how does that relate to the price of the stocks we purchased. "Investing" may be no more than trusting others by purchasing funds. As Howard, my broker, likes to point out, people don't buy stocks, they buy stories.
I did some web searching to see that John Blystone, the CEO in the article, left the company 3 months after the article came out. His retirement package was somewhat less than the bonanza he might have been expecting. How did the company fare? I took a look at finance.yahoo.com. The stock price about the time the article was written seemed to be falling from $60 to about $40. Pretty sickening, but nothing compared to its plunge from ~120 to ~33 in October of 2008. I have no idea what that means. I expect that there is plenty of material for financial writers and social writers.
My general sense from the article was that the company boosted their numbers by overvaluing the "goodwill" of acquired companies, moved poorly performing businesses into "non-continuing operations", and other fancy financial footwork. While the numbers were on the balance sheets, the ramifications would elude myself and most people in the stock market.
I'm hesitant to use the term "investors" as I think most people in the market have only a general idea of how businesses work. Money rolls in and get spent. We know that, but how does that relate to the price of the stocks we purchased. "Investing" may be no more than trusting others by purchasing funds. As Howard, my broker, likes to point out, people don't buy stocks, they buy stories.
I did some web searching to see that John Blystone, the CEO in the article, left the company 3 months after the article came out. His retirement package was somewhat less than the bonanza he might have been expecting. How did the company fare? I took a look at finance.yahoo.com. The stock price about the time the article was written seemed to be falling from $60 to about $40. Pretty sickening, but nothing compared to its plunge from ~120 to ~33 in October of 2008. I have no idea what that means. I expect that there is plenty of material for financial writers and social writers.
It would be an interesting exercise to have finance students write a paper explaining the article for those like me.
Sunday, November 28, 2010
Little Drummer Boy and Tool Porn
I had to move some money at the bank today. (Yes I could have done it online, but it gives me an excuse to get some exercise and maybe look at stuff in the shopping center.) Instead of coming directly back home I decided to take the great circle route back home: walking through the the shopping center, drop by the library, and then home. It might have been about a mile, all told.
It was at a sporting goods store at 1:17 PM this afternoon that I heard my first "Little Drummer Boy" of the season. Garrison Keillor weaves the "Little Drummer Boy" into his Pre-Christmas skits on Prairie Home Companion as a malevolent force, causing plagues, havoc to air travel, nausea to music lovers, etc. Hearing it reminds me again why I listen to public radio.
Yesterday I spotted an ad for a $59 table saw at Lowe's. I had to go to the Lowe's site to determine the brand. Tradesman? What's sort of brand was a Tradesman?
I wasn't the only one. A quick web search turned up "Tradesman Table saw, junk, or worth $60? on lumberjocks.com. The considered opinion that it was better to save your money for a better quality saw. If you were really strapped for cash go ahead, but be forewarned that the rip fence didn't align correctly. (I wandered around the net looking at portable table saws, aftermarket rip fences, advice about blade alignment, etc. One thing led to another. I strayed into mechanics tools, ratchets and things. I kept reminding myself that I had purchased a set of screw drivers with interchangeable sockets and bits a few months before. I'd even used them.)
Nevertheless, the ad stoked tool lust, was barely sated by ogling the tools in Sears. I'd like to do building stuff with my hands. Uncertainty about impending changes in employment has me heading to the economic mattresses, cautious about buying anything.
For the time being I'll just look and struggle with the conflicting desire to stay employed and having all the time I want to do whatever I want to do.
It was at a sporting goods store at 1:17 PM this afternoon that I heard my first "Little Drummer Boy" of the season. Garrison Keillor weaves the "Little Drummer Boy" into his Pre-Christmas skits on Prairie Home Companion as a malevolent force, causing plagues, havoc to air travel, nausea to music lovers, etc. Hearing it reminds me again why I listen to public radio.
Yesterday I spotted an ad for a $59 table saw at Lowe's. I had to go to the Lowe's site to determine the brand. Tradesman? What's sort of brand was a Tradesman?
I wasn't the only one. A quick web search turned up "Tradesman Table saw, junk, or worth $60? on lumberjocks.com. The considered opinion that it was better to save your money for a better quality saw. If you were really strapped for cash go ahead, but be forewarned that the rip fence didn't align correctly. (I wandered around the net looking at portable table saws, aftermarket rip fences, advice about blade alignment, etc. One thing led to another. I strayed into mechanics tools, ratchets and things. I kept reminding myself that I had purchased a set of screw drivers with interchangeable sockets and bits a few months before. I'd even used them.)
Nevertheless, the ad stoked tool lust, was barely sated by ogling the tools in Sears. I'd like to do building stuff with my hands. Uncertainty about impending changes in employment has me heading to the economic mattresses, cautious about buying anything.
For the time being I'll just look and struggle with the conflicting desire to stay employed and having all the time I want to do whatever I want to do.
Friday, November 26, 2010
Black Friday Ads: Norelco Sensotouch
Thumbing through
a Bed Bath and Beyond circular I spotted - what the bleep was it? A shaver with design award ambitions. Then the price hit me. $279.99!!
The Norelco Sensotouch Ultra 3D Deluxe Edition Electric Razor (to give its full name) may be filling a niche far beyond my ken: Masters of the Universe who need another overpriced article in their bathroom cabinet.
OK, I admit to leading a sheltered existence. Minimal TV and public radio stations have shielded me from a lot of the hucksterism. I get to see ads in the NY Times and learn about products primarily through its business section so I missed the introduction this past July.
A quick search of the web turned up a lot of laudatory reviews, but nothing ecstatic enough to make me even consider shaving again.
The Norelco Sensotouch Ultra 3D Deluxe Edition Electric Razor (to give its full name) may be filling a niche far beyond my ken: Masters of the Universe who need another overpriced article in their bathroom cabinet.
OK, I admit to leading a sheltered existence. Minimal TV and public radio stations have shielded me from a lot of the hucksterism. I get to see ads in the NY Times and learn about products primarily through its business section so I missed the introduction this past July.
A quick search of the web turned up a lot of laudatory reviews, but nothing ecstatic enough to make me even consider shaving again.
Sunday, November 07, 2010
Tattoo Shirts Who Knew?
One of our profs kindly consented to create a video describing how she uses Twitter to keep connected to and motivate students in her classes. During the initial e-mail discussions as to where and when, she jokingly asked for makeup and hair stylists. I said sure and, knowing that she had some tattoos, I said I'd throw in a free tattoo.
I was thinking more along the lines of press-on/washable tattoos. But as with almost everything else these days I turned to the web and turned up bewild.com (http://www.bewild.com/fubotashtacl.html) with "full body tattoo shirts". Who knew?
I would have lucked out: the Womans Geisha Dragon Full Body Tattoo Shirt had just been reduced from $89 to $52.
Of course, now that she's made the video I need to come up with something. Instead of ordering over the web, I'll see if I can find something in a novelty or 5 and 10 cent store if they still exist.
What do you get a woman who's already got 5 or 6 tattoos? Is this the same existential question as the perennial problem of getting something for someone who has everything? (The answer to that problem is easy: steal something from them and give it back. Works every time. My family's problem was slightly different. My father would say that all he wanted to be left alone so we had to think of something for someone who didn't want anything.)
There's a post script to this. I made the video on my own time. The director, without asking permission from the prof linked to it from her blog. Not polite in my estimation. When I asked the prof about it, however, she said, sure, wasn't the whole world about her anyway. (I'm always the last to know.)
I was thinking more along the lines of press-on/washable tattoos. But as with almost everything else these days I turned to the web and turned up bewild.com (http://www.bewild.com/fubotashtacl.html) with "full body tattoo shirts". Who knew?
I would have lucked out: the Womans Geisha Dragon Full Body Tattoo Shirt had just been reduced from $89 to $52.
Of course, now that she's made the video I need to come up with something. Instead of ordering over the web, I'll see if I can find something in a novelty or 5 and 10 cent store if they still exist.
What do you get a woman who's already got 5 or 6 tattoos? Is this the same existential question as the perennial problem of getting something for someone who has everything? (The answer to that problem is easy: steal something from them and give it back. Works every time. My family's problem was slightly different. My father would say that all he wanted to be left alone so we had to think of something for someone who didn't want anything.)
There's a post script to this. I made the video on my own time. The director, without asking permission from the prof linked to it from her blog. Not polite in my estimation. When I asked the prof about it, however, she said, sure, wasn't the whole world about her anyway. (I'm always the last to know.)
Bleeping Power Company!
In the last few days we've had power surges and outages. The toll so far:
2 TVs,
2 phone answering machines,
3 cable boxes,
1 cable modem,
1 vacuum cleaner,
1 computer (I think it's the power supply),
2 surge protectors,
and about 8 incandescent bulbs.
It is a "Gaslight" experience. I'm in drag playing Ingrid Bergman with the power company playing Charles Boyer's part trying to drive me mad. To drive home how apt the analogy is, consider this: we're the only house in the neighborhood having this problem.
If my mother were hooked to some medical apparatus we'd have been in deep doo-doo.
The next time someone refers to the web infrastructure as a utility just like phone and power I'll feel compelled to say something snarky.
2 TVs,
2 phone answering machines,
3 cable boxes,
1 cable modem,
1 vacuum cleaner,
1 computer (I think it's the power supply),
2 surge protectors,
and about 8 incandescent bulbs.
It is a "Gaslight" experience. I'm in drag playing Ingrid Bergman with the power company playing Charles Boyer's part trying to drive me mad. To drive home how apt the analogy is, consider this: we're the only house in the neighborhood having this problem.
If my mother were hooked to some medical apparatus we'd have been in deep doo-doo.
The next time someone refers to the web infrastructure as a utility just like phone and power I'll feel compelled to say something snarky.
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