- A friend and I paid $1 each to see Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves. As the movie played we'd whisper to each other: "99¢", "98¢", until Sean Connery appeared to kick the value from 45¢ to 50¢
- Then there was my father's voice, "Who wrote this crap?"
The film brought to mind that old, snarky comment: "The dialog was so wooden as to constitute a fire hazard." The dialog would have been right at home on title cards.
The First Order's got technology to destroy multiple planets with a super-duper weapon, but don't have video surveillance of their own installation. Maybe it's a fixer-up film: Hollywood makes the film and viewers can amuse themselves patching plot holes. Sorry guys, I have stuff to do I real life.
