A random mental walk.

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Alex's Wedding

This past week Doonesbury has been concerned with Alex's Wedding to Toggle.  Sunday's strip in which Mike is stunned to see his little girl in her bridal dress brought an outpouring of posts from men recounting their own emotions on seeing their own daughters marry.  
In follow up strips BD tries to explain the rules of marriage to Leo.  It  brought this response from L. Rodriguez | Guaynabo | Puerto Rico | June 18, 2012:
RULES

Okay, Leo, here you have the Three Main Rules of Marriage, in a nutshell:
  1. Men always have the last word in a discussion, as long as they say "Yes, dear." (My cousin uses the same line:  "I never have any trouble with my women [his wife and daughter].  I just look them in the eye and say, "Yes, dear."  Works every time.")
  2. When men demand hot water, they get hot water. Doing the dishes otherwise is not reasonable. 
  3. No matter what, women always end up kneeling before men. And when they are kneeling, you will hear them say "Get out from under the bed!".
(Sigh.) 
Best of luck.

A few days later this post:

POOF!
CB's Grandma | Baltimore, MD | June 21, 2012
Today's strip is so true. You see a little girl pretending to be a bride and then poof! She is one. One second she's playing with a doll, and then poof! It's not a toy, it's your grandchild.

Reminded me of a Benny Anderson poem on Prairie Home Companion.

Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Whole Foods > Portuguese Stock Market

The headline read:

Whole Foods Is Now Bigger Than The Portuguese Stock Market

The free-float method used the total market value of the available stock to calculate the value.  The Portuguese market has fallen 70% since 2007, but, still, to have a single American supermarket company worth more than the entire Portuguese stock market is simply stunning.

A former coworker asked me for an alternative to the stock market.  He was certain that the American economy was going to tank regardless of who wins the election.  How the bleep do I know?  There are corporate bonds, annuities, and other strange things like investing in paying cash for lottery annuities.   (As the words left my mouth I remembered that Scott Rothstein's Ponzi scheme (and his 50 year sentence) was based on paying cash to people who'd won large malpractice awards.) 

This coming on the heels of news reports of the decline in middle class wealth makes me want to pack MREs, flashlights, extra batteries, and toilet paper and head for a cave.
NY Times chart showing the biggest decline in wealth among the middle class.

Monday, June 11, 2012

XXX

As part of a database project I thought I'd demonstrate how entering a fake item in the ITEM table would automatically enable the new item to appear with its image when the user tried to place an order.

My fake item was named "xxx".  Can you see where this is going?

I'll chalk it up to being tired.  I searched for "XXX" hoping to see something like the Super Bowl XXX logo,
although I imagined silver X's on a blue background.

What I got was thumbnail images of women who thought it was clothing optional day.  Nice under other circumstances, but definitely not what I wanted at the time.  I spent another fruitless minute looking for a logo for "yyy" or "zzz".

In the end, I made my own XXX image at a make-your-own-logo site:
It's nothing to write home about, but it served the purpose which was to figure out in code how the image should be manipulated to fit the online form.

Monday, June 04, 2012

Doc Watson

The May 31st edition of the NY Times had a short article by Ry Cooder about Doc Watson in which Cooder described the first time he heard Doc Watson. Watson, Clarence Ashley, Fred Price, and Clint Howard sang "Daniel Prayed" on the UCLA campus.

Cooder remembered thinking, "these men know something about music I'll never know, even if I practice and study all my life.  You have to be born into that."

For myself, I remember one memorable moment of a Doc Watson concert.  (I've forgotten the guitarists Doc referred to, but you'll see it doesn't matter.)  Doc said, "I always like the way the Johnson brothers played.  Earl Johnson played like this."  Doc played a little.  "And Ray, he played like this."  Doc played a little more.  "And together they sounded like this."

It sounded nice.  Then jaws dropped when we realized that what sounded like two guitars was Doc on a single guitar.  Most of us laughed and applauded.  The poor folkies were probably wondering if they should head off to the bathrooms to cut their wrists right then and there or wait until after the concert because it was at that moment that they realized that they would never, ever, be that good. 

He told a joke about a Quaker farmer who owned a cow which would swat him with it's tail and try to kick him or overturn the milk pail.  Imitating the farmer patting the cow on the head, Doc said, "I will not beat thee, but in the morning I will sell thee to a Baptist."

I cherish the memory of that concert because I believe it was the first time I heard him sing "Otto Wood the Bandit".  I was taken with the way he sang Otto stressing both syllables as"Ot-tow" instead of "Otoh".   (I was unaware that that was the way the song was originally sung.  See for example The Carolina Buddies recording at http://www.oldtimeherald.org/archive/back_issues/volume-9/9-6/otto-wood.html.)

If you want to get some measure of the man and why he was so revered  listen to Terry Gross's 1988 Fresh Air interview with Doc Watson.  The interview proceeds as one might expect when interviewing an unassuming legend until Terry respectfully asked him about the death of his son Merle.  With the honesty that marked the man, he recounted that he was so devastated that he didn't want to play anymore.  If he hadn't been persuaded to keep playing he might have stopped.  His wife had stopped singing, being unable to deal with Merle's death.  A very moving interview.

There's a good biography of Doc Watson, " Doc Watson: Blind But Now I See (Book Review) on eartymemusic.com which includes this quote from Daryl Anger:
“There was a feeling… that Doc was sort of like a spectacular natural feature of the landscape; inevitable, fully formed, iconic.  He seemed ageless, and his so-called disability and spectacular transcendence of that along with his folksy manner made him a kind of mythic character, sort of a household god.”
 I can only add that those who never had the opportunity to see him in person have missed something memorable.

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